9 Quotes from David Sedaris

Today’s tidbit stolen from…http://www.biographile.com/talking-pretty-9-eccentric-pearls-of-isdom-from-avid-edaris/38603/

1. If you read someone else’s diary, you get what you deserve. (TIME Magazine Interview, 2004)

2. A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as he people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. (When You Are Engulfed in Flames, 2008)

3. If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever. (Me Talk Pretty One Day, 2000)

4. When you’re in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can’t be thought of as cute. (When You Are Engulfed in Flames, 2008)

5. I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. (Naked, 1997)

6. Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have to hold onto. (When You Are Engulfed in Flames, 2008)

7. All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments. (Holiday on Ice, 1997)

8. Given enough time I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive. (When You Are Engulfed in Flames, 2008)

9. Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you. (Holiday on Ice, 1997)

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